I went down to the corner store last Monday night
I saw her standing there beneath the silver streetlight
She kinda smiled when I asked for her name
She kinda smiled when she punched me in the face

CHORUS

She’s the kind of girl who likes to
Mess around with people’s psyches
She’ll lose her mind and every time
She’ll turn around and try to fight me
Katy’s so cool
She likes to fool around
Katy’s so cool
Won’t someone get her a crown

I woke up in the alleyway with no shirt on
My mo-ped had a flat and my wallet was gone
Dammit Katy, why are you so cruel to me?
Now when I look at other girls, you’re all that I see

REPEAT CHORUS

I went back to that corner store on Friday night
I saw her standing there and she asked me for a light
I said “What are you doin' out here all alone?”
She said, “Shut up, boy, why don’t you take me home.”

REPEAT CHORUS